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When I got back from my yearly eye exam this morning, I found Milton was in his cage, carrying on. When Iasked Kathy why this was, she told me Milty was coming out to the front room to bother the guinea pigs...so I knew he was full of "pi$$ and vinegar"...as my Grandmother used to say. Anyway, I returned him to his room, and started to open up his cage.
When I opened the cage, Milty ran out and up to the top of the door, where he began to "wiggle"and poop...then this...
Me: Get off the door until I put the papers down, Bird!
Milton: "WHY?" (this is actually a new reaction, which he began sometime last week)
Me: I don't want you to poop on the floor...NOW MOVE!
Milton walks off the door...then looks at me...
Milton: "I POOP A LOT!"
Me: Yes, you do.
I put the papers down...and Milt walks back onto the door...and lays down a large poop...
Milton: (looking down at his fecal masterpiece) " I POOP...I POOP A LOT...I LOVE IT"...
Me: (seeing an opportunity to use one of Milty's phrases) Whatever...
Milton: "YEAH RIGHT"....
When I opened the cage, Milty ran out and up to the top of the door, where he began to "wiggle"and poop...then this...
Me: Get off the door until I put the papers down, Bird!
Milton: "WHY?" (this is actually a new reaction, which he began sometime last week)
Me: I don't want you to poop on the floor...NOW MOVE!
Milton walks off the door...then looks at me...
Milton: "I POOP A LOT!"
Me: Yes, you do.
I put the papers down...and Milt walks back onto the door...and lays down a large poop...
Milton: (looking down at his fecal masterpiece) " I POOP...I POOP A LOT...I LOVE IT"...
Me: (seeing an opportunity to use one of Milty's phrases) Whatever...
Milton: "YEAH RIGHT"....
I love how you used one of Milton's phrases back at him!! I LOVE IT! 
