Winner @Minnerva As I stood eating my cookie with much haste, crumbs began to fall all over the place. Then, all of a sudden without much notice, my servant approaches with a look of glee. What is this thing, she has placed before me? It's quite large, and rather scary, What is this in my home? I am rather wary... Is it friend or foe? What is it? I must know! I threw my head up, and whipped it back down. I then dashed from side to side, making sure to stretch my wings wide; Yet the intruder stood still, and refused to hide. I let out my most fierce battle cry, and across my cage I did fly. "Brace yourself intruder, prepare to die!;" I chomped, and I scratched at it as I chattered obscenely, but the damage was minimal, I realized most keenly. I continued to bite and tear at the object quite meanly; Finally success! Bits and pieces started falling, as it shook to and fro. "Just look at all those pieces in my cage down below!" "It's time for round two intruder, you're just about done! Oh wait a minute, this is actually quite fun. Could it be, that It's not an intruder, rather a play-thing?" What a silly bird you must think I to be; human, you better stop laughing at me!