So, my hooman has been twyin a gib me awl dese new toys. She finks dey are bedder dan Miwwet. Hoomans are soooo stoopid!
She got some one week fwom da Birdie Nerd. Den she got some fwom @TNT. Dey were tewwifying! Dey as big as me!
Today she finawwy got some sense. She got dese toys fwom @Deejo . They JINGLE and make NOISE NOISE NOISE. Eye was so excited I made NOISE NOISE NOISE myself. I runnnnned in circles wif my head down. I hopped! Hop hop hop!
My hooman had nebber heard me so loud or say so many words. (It is important not to wet our Hoomans kno how many fings we can say.) Den ---- she TOOK DA TOY AAWAy!!! She said it was to find something to hang it on but I know she saw how great it was. She wanted to steal it!!! I was so mad I climbed out of my cage to BIIIITTTTES her!!!!
So she said fine I will just hang it on da udder toy. So I gots my new Avian Stainless toy!!!! I am a berry happy boy.