Sounds like something I can eat myself.You should make your own tortilla chips! Take corn tortillas, slice them up and bake them in the oven (no need for oil). That way you can keep them salt free and oil free - much better for them, yet they still get a crunchy treat
Here is a 'recipe' for the chips: How to Make Oil-Free Baked Corn Chips (Healthy Corn Chips Recipe), Plus VIDEO | Happy HerbivoreSounds like something I can eat myself.
Is there a good recipe for a birdie salsa? I know no guacamole...