This day really started differently.
My wife is up in morning tending chickens then getting ready for work. I 'm getting all the parrots down stairs, to their perches for their breakfast as usual. Then make first cup of coffee. By then poppers is usually done eating and wants to walk into dinning room and sit with me while I have coffee. Not today...which I thought ok she wants to hang in living room perch. Nope.
At that time my wife was out door on her way to work, grabbed her 2 foot high a 2 foot wide hand bag ( yea it's that big) and headed out door.
I watched her head down drive ( which we have a long drive) suddenly she brakes and backed up.
Thought she must have forgotten something.
She comes in " MICHAEL !!! Come get your Damn bird!! " now I'm barely awake and not at all comprehending this... Says " poppers, she's in the truck!! ". I thought .." what the h...how the h...oh I don't even want to know... "
Apparently she climb inside my wife's hand bag and my wife just grabbed the bag on way out...
I would have loved to have been a fly on the window when she looked over and seen poppers on seat beside her...!!!
Later texted me from work... " poppers owes me a new hand bag, that means you!...reached in bag for phone and got a hand full of poo.!! "
I wanted to text back rolling on the floor laughing, but I'd just end up rolling on the dog house floor howling....
So just said " yep...ok hon! "
My wife is up in morning tending chickens then getting ready for work. I 'm getting all the parrots down stairs, to their perches for their breakfast as usual. Then make first cup of coffee. By then poppers is usually done eating and wants to walk into dinning room and sit with me while I have coffee. Not today...which I thought ok she wants to hang in living room perch. Nope.
At that time my wife was out door on her way to work, grabbed her 2 foot high a 2 foot wide hand bag ( yea it's that big) and headed out door.
I watched her head down drive ( which we have a long drive) suddenly she brakes and backed up.
Thought she must have forgotten something.
She comes in " MICHAEL !!! Come get your Damn bird!! " now I'm barely awake and not at all comprehending this... Says " poppers, she's in the truck!! ". I thought .." what the h...how the h...oh I don't even want to know... "
Apparently she climb inside my wife's hand bag and my wife just grabbed the bag on way out...
I would have loved to have been a fly on the window when she looked over and seen poppers on seat beside her...!!!
Later texted me from work... " poppers owes me a new hand bag, that means you!...reached in bag for phone and got a hand full of poo.!! "
I wanted to text back rolling on the floor laughing, but I'd just end up rolling on the dog house floor howling....
So just said " yep...ok hon! "