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A little parrot humor

BirdManDan

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I want to come back in a while to see some creative guesses (without cheating) after I go work on getting all my AA SWS orders ready for shipping.
Come on you can do it I know you can!!!
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Funny story: Parrot reveals husband’s dark secret to his wife

The woman in this story had no idea that her new pet would do anything like this. The truth always comes out in the end!


A woman went to a pet shop to buy a pet for her daughters. She immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50, which seemed awfully cheap.

“Why is this parrot so cheap?” she asked the pet store owner.

The owner looked at her seriously and said, “Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a brothel, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff.”

The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird’s cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.

The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, “Wow! New house, new madam.” The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then found it kind of amusing.

When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school, the bird saw them enter and said, “Wow! New house, new madam, new girls.”

The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised.

Moments later, the woman’s husband came home from work. The bird looked at him and said, “Wow! New house, new madam, new girls, but same old clients. Hi, Dave! I see you found the new place!”
 

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I know the answers. They're silly ones. :rolleyes: My step daughter and I look up clean jokes almost everytime she visits. :D
 

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I know too so not going to ruin it for those still trying :)
 

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BirdManDan

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Taking a break and thought I would check to see more guesses.
I must say I thought there would be more witty folks on AA.
Drum roll please.......
and the answer is.....
 
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