Hi Beth, I'm Davo and we hear you've got a black eye. So have we, but we thought looking at ours might make you feel a bit better. 
I told Macca about what happened to you and he listened intently.
Ya know...how you flew around the corner and straight into the door.
Jacko was amazed and said "WTF??? Ya Kidding??? Got a black eye and all from that??? Seriously???"
Deano was a little more circumspect, "What??? Didn't she see it???"
Which prompted the flock's resident stickybeak, Nobby, to peer over the eaves and retort, "Of course she saw it! She bloody hit it didn't she???!!!"
Johnno didn't have much to say on the subject, but merely took on board everyone else's comments for consideration.
Robbo is of the opinion we should all chip in and get you a hard hat and safety googles.
Jonesy reckons if you mix a bits of Caleb's dust with water and apply it around your eye no one will notice, but he'll try and think of something else once he's finished his scratch.
It's getting very late for Cockies now and we need to go home, but we all hope you make a quick recovery. See ya round - Davo.
I told Macca about what happened to you and he listened intently.
Ya know...how you flew around the corner and straight into the door.
Jacko was amazed and said "WTF??? Ya Kidding??? Got a black eye and all from that??? Seriously???"
Deano was a little more circumspect, "What??? Didn't she see it???"
Which prompted the flock's resident stickybeak, Nobby, to peer over the eaves and retort, "Of course she saw it! She bloody hit it didn't she???!!!"
Johnno didn't have much to say on the subject, but merely took on board everyone else's comments for consideration.
Robbo is of the opinion we should all chip in and get you a hard hat and safety googles.
Jonesy reckons if you mix a bits of Caleb's dust with water and apply it around your eye no one will notice, but he'll try and think of something else once he's finished his scratch.
It's getting very late for Cockies now and we need to go home, but we all hope you make a quick recovery. See ya round - Davo.
LOL! Love it! 
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